Do you know what a sin
is? I do. It’s taken me a long time to figure out every
sin there is and was of getting around them, loopholes, if you will. After two thousand years I’ve learned the
loopholes all too well.
Yes, you read that
correctly, I’m an immortal, and I’m over two thousand years old. Jesus, is usually the first thing people say
when I tell them how old I am, or that I can not sin. Well, you’re right, it’s all his fault.
Yes I did know who Jesus
was, yes I have meet him, and yes he I hate him with every fiber in my immortal
body. I know what you’re thinking, how
can I hate, hate is a sin? Wrong. That’s a lie your religious leaders tell you
to keep you in line. Hate is an emotion,
not a sin.
You know who I am, you’re
even heard about the time I met Jesus, what you do not know is my name. My name is Bayla. It means beautiful and my beauty is also my
curse.
When Jesus started his
ministry I was among his followers. I
was taken in by his message and knew he was going to save us from the
Romans. I seen his perform miracle after
miracle. I was a believer, until he
cursed me.
The Pharisees were always
trying to catch Jesus in a situation saying something they could use as an
excuse to kill him. My beauty brought me
many suitors and what can I say, I like sex.
So the Pharisees took me before Jesus and told him that I was an adulteress. By the Mosaic Law I was supposed to be stoned
to death.
Is the story sounding familiar
yet? Jesus told them, “Let he who is
without sin cast the first stone.”
Those traitorist sons of
bitches walked away one by one, dropping stones they had hidden in their robes. When they left Jesus looked up at me,
surprised to still see me standing there.
Somehow he knew I had slept with three of those backstabbing bastards.
“Where did they go,”
Jesus asked. “Did no one throw a stone?”
“No,” I answered, still
in shock at what just took place.
“Well I’m not going to
condemn you,” he said as he stood up and walked over to me. Taking both of my hands in his, he looked
down into my eyes, piercing deep into my soul.
“Now go and sin no more.”
That’s what did it, that’s
what turned me immortal and took away my ability to sin.
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